"Hello, my name is Galen. I have a cool custom car, it's really tight and pimp. The ladies love me because of my sweet whip. However, I do not know how to change my oil.
Take that back. I DO know how, BUT I am too lazy to do this on my own. So, I take my sweet ride to Jiffy Lube and have the kind gentelmen change the oil for me, and rotate my tires, all for $23.95. I realize I could do this on my own, but, I don't want to."