Six years ago the office put together a warm welcome for new guy, Gary Blount, by filling his entire cubicle full of crumpled up magazine pages. Now if this isn't valuable usage of office time I dont know what is.
try this at home. really. do it. try it at home. it wont hurt. nothing bad will happen. I swear. The surgeon general said its ok. Its kinda like recycling. Ooh look at me with no hair!